My love of music is very deep, so I thought to myself, what if I was one of those rabid cancel culture types, what artists would I cancel and why….
Rolling Stones- songs like She’s A Rainbow, we can’t have because rainbows and they represent LBGTQ+ , and the video to Waiting On A Friend shows 2 guys on a porch obviously in love
Beatles- even thought they gave us Happiness Is A Warm Gun and Back In the USSR I’d have to cancel them due to songs like Fool On The Hill, an obvious dig at Kevin McCarthy or anything by that woke dude John Lennon who want’s peace and is totally anti war
Cheap Trick-Gonna Raise Hell, freakin’ Antifa Chicago punks, cancel them!
Led Zeppelin-Immigrant Song, we can’t have songs about illegals and you know their goal is the Western shore, build the wall!
The Who- Won’t Get Fooled Again, history ain’t changed huh? Wait until we revamp all the schools and ban the books, then history will be changed
Van Halen-Somebody Get Me A Doctor, good luck with no insurance and all of your preexisting conditions you woke rockers
Tom Petty-I Need To Know, Sorry with no books and the libraries all closed, the internet censored, you will learn what we tell you
Bob Dylan-A Hard Rain Is Gonna Fall, stop it with this pollution BS, the EPA will dictate what type of rain falls and our economy will thrive
AC/DC-Back In Black, all lives matter you Aussie socialists!
Prince-1999, wont you just let go with your left wing Y2K technology shit, party all you want as long as it supports our party
CCR-Fortunate Son, listen here, our goal is to be ‘fortunate’ why do you think we got elected in the first place and don’t go questioning where the money came from
Beach Boys-Little Honda, promoting foreign companies? Buy American or get out and screw your EV’s you California nut jobs
Alice Cooper-Elected, we decide who get’s elected and it wont be some dude who wears make up, go back to school
The Police-Don’t Stand So Close To Me, here we go again with this social distancing fake pandemic crap, I bet they still wear masks too
Eric Clapton Cocaine, you can’t promote drugs unless they are from big pharma
Loverboy-Working For The Weekend, you’re gonna have to work this weekend as we are short staffed and get used to it and don’t ask for a raise, you should be glad you have a job

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