Oblivious Dissemination

I really never know what day it is, but I can always rely on social media to clue me in.

Today is National Son’s day. I’m so glad I found out because I really need a reason to show others how great of a dad and person I am by exclaiming my unconditional love for my son to others. This will complete me and I will proudly go through the day knowing that I should be wearing a #1 dad t-shirt while those whom are ignorant to this great day are deadbeat father’s with no real love towards their sons. What would I do without Facebook advising me about these very important days? I could miss out on loving my daughter, my cat or anything and anyone who has a milestone day that must be honored! I could look like a complete moron if I missed out on national asteroid awareness day or national be kind to a stranger day, people would look at me like I was an alien and not fit for this planet if I skipped out acknowledging them via social media. I might become ‘canceled’ , my wife would leave me, I’d be disowned by my children, my cat would ignore me (well, she already does), the amount of likes on my page would slowly die and I’d have to join Truth Social and rot in cyberspace.

So today I am whole, I am complete because I didn’t miss this vital day, I just hope my son sees this so he’ll know that I am a great father.